i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
only if we run a train.
done.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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