Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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