I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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