U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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