In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
