It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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