That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
