I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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