just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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