I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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