I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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