No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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