i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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