ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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