oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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