New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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