***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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