Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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