I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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