Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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