true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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