Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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