it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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