She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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