this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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