omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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