: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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