the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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