so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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