I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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