I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Never let your siblings swipe right.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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