And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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