everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just high enough for therapy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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