I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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