Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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