I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
