You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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