everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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