Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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