Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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