i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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