I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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