omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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