Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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