David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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