Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
