i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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