can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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