he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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