Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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