I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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